Madonna, one time pop superstar, has managed a movie career producing such spectacular stinkers as Shanghai Surprise (co-starring then husband Sean Penn), Body of Evidence and more recently Swept Away (directed by current husband Guy 'Mockney' Ritchie).

In a bizarre game of celebrity one-upmanship, Jennifer Lopez has followed up Maid in Manhattan with this:

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Anyone who can think of even more disastrous celebrity movie careers than these two wins a copy of either The Next Best Thing or Anaconda.