Alan Got a message from the Great Lakes Avengers, They offered me a membership but didn't accept... they're a walking disaster... Just don't make sense at all... the worst heroes of all time, To call thems
So, to start: The...
Update - the Story up till 10:09pm on the 24th of April 2007:
The day began with eating purple smarties when suddenly someone bit in Geoff's left nostril which exploded and sprayed ketchup all over Alan who screamed like a girl. But that bloody all stars chimpanzee squad poked Dorris in the back of the head with a sharp radioactive monkey bone which transformed Dorris into a fluorescent mutation wearing daedric suspenders and pink trousers which looked strangely like fishnets in the dim lighting of the room in the back of the gay bar from Police Academy where he where he was working to pay back his loan which he spent travelling the world trying to find Kryptonian so he could become a super duper drag racer by driving a trolley into the back of a rhinoceros which would look very odd to the Queen who was watching the whole thing on TV with her corgis who speak klingon when someone wears fishnets.
Meanwhile, back at the farm Han Solo was fixing after Chewie crashed a speeder into the shed spilling Mandalorian lemonade all over the millenium falcon's which ruined the carpet and really smelly Wookies waltzed all around the Imperial forces who attacked using a tea stained imperial