Some of you might have seen this floating around in emails, but I thought it was funny enough to start our own little version of it on T21.

It's all pretty simple you just type in your first name needs in a google search and report us some of the funny things that it return so we know what Google thinks you need. If you browse through the first page you'll probably find something funny

For example on a John needs search we'd get:
John needs help
John needs a new name
John needs to learn the art of negotiating
John needs advice
John needs your bone marrow

Mine returned:
Johan needs to be in the starting rotation
Johan needs consistant minutes and confidence from the coaching staff if they want to reap dividends in the second half of the season.
Johan needs to loose the duck

So what does yours return?