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Put a smile on my face before work 
Put a smile on my face before work
Posted: 09:37 Apr 10 2002
Sayings for T-Shirts /ideas for quotes ;o)
SAYINGS YOU MAY HAVE WANTED ON YOUR T-SHIRT (although I must say they make wicked quotes) 
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth.... is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.(I'm so having this for my quote)
I took an I Q test and the results were negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on an 8-year old)
"Wrinkled, Wasn't One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Rehab..... Is for Quitters"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything I've been doing since I was 15"
"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"Time is fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog
"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!"
(Edited by Sweet-Sange 10/04/2002 09:28)
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth.... is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.(I'm so having this for my quote)
I took an I Q test and the results were negative.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on an 8-year old)
"Wrinkled, Wasn't One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Rehab..... Is for Quitters"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything I've been doing since I was 15"
"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"Time is fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog
"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!"
(Edited by Sweet-Sange 10/04/2002 09:28)
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You're dead right about this one
by Sweet-Sange
SAYINGS YOU MAY HAVE WANTED ON YOUR T-SHIRT
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.(I'm so having this for my quote)
Race you to the t-shirt printing shop!
Posted: 09:45 Apr 10 2002
LOL I've got it now as my quote but yup I def have to get a t-shirt with this printed on it
but yup I def have to get a t-shirt with this printed on it
Posted: 10:03 Apr 10 2002
Sadly, can't put the one that I saw the other day here. But it would be *so* apt for some people
Posted: 12:59 Apr 10 2002
When I was in LA I saw a girl wearing a tshirt that said in small letters "Quit staring at my breasts" I liked that and I want one
Posted: 13:39 Apr 10 2002 Great quotes....Here's a few more ..
If Vampires Suck, Then Slayers Swallow
I Brake for Chocolatey Goodness
Work is for people who don't know how to ROCK
I used all my sick days, so I'm calling in DEAD
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.....
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
It's Never Too Late To Be A Nymphomaniac
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
If you think that you feel good, just wait till you feel me.
Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time...
Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
I need someone really bad. (Are you really bad?)
Give Blood - Play Rugby
Rugby players eat their dead
Posted: 13:41 Apr 10 2002 The ones I thought of are too naughty too
by Red
Sadly, can't put the one that I saw the other day here. But it would be *so* apt for some people
Must get them done
Posted: 16:23 Apr 10 2002
I found this on on a keyring in a shop in the US
'I'm not wierd...I'm gifted'
Some great quotes there
'I'm not wierd...I'm gifted'
Some great quotes there
Posted: 16:35 Apr 10 2002 
"That's It! I'm Calling Nana!" (seen on an 8-year old)
This is Joel's perfect T-shirt!
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
So Hannah at the moment
(Edited by Keenangel 10/04/2002 16:39)
Posted: 16:38 Apr 10 2002 
I've got about a hundred things I'd like to have put on T-Shirts (as if I don't have enough T-shirts as it is!!). I just never get round to actually doing it, not to mention how much it'd cost to do them all. Most of them aren't really funny though, they're just weird/cool/appropriate quotes, most of them nicked from songs.
Posted: 20:44 Apr 10 2002 
So thats what happened... that explains sooooo much
by Sweet-Sange
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
I know a good US tshirt site, full of things in very bad taste that would take more guts than i have to wear most of them. Unsurprisingly, i really don't think i can post the link here
Posted: 23:08 Apr 10 2002