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by Incandenza
So in summary, don't think about immoral sexual behavior
Posted: 12:43 Apr 17 2002
Who Really Rules the World?
A disturbing pamphlet came through the letterbox this morning and having read it, I feel the need to pass along some of the frightening details it contained.
In answer to the above question:
"There is no need to guess at the matter ... an intelligent unseen person has been controlling both men and nations ... the Bible identifies him, saying: "The one called Devil and Satan... is misleading the entire inhabited earth."
Having got my attention with this, the pamphlet did go on to give some helpful hints for avoiding the clutches of the devil:
"Resist Wicked Spirits
A wicked spirit, imitating the voice of one who has died, may talk with that one's living relatives or friends, either through a spirit medium or by a "voice" from the invisible realm. The "voice" pretends to be the departed one, yet it is actually a demon! So if you hear such a "voice", do not be deceived.
In addition, wicked spirits capitalize on the sinful bent of humans by promoting literature, movies and television programs that feature immoral and unnatural sexual behavior."
However, there was some good news:
Happily the time is now near when Satan and his consorts will be no more! "The world [including its demon rulers] is passing away," the Bible assures."
So in summary, don't talk to dead people or think about immoral sexual behavior (and certainly not both at once!) and when the world is destroyed you will enjoy life in a righteous new world forever.
NB - Whilst being very clear about the fact that the devil runs the world, it makes no mention of whether that extends to discussion based web sites. Admins ... something you aren't telling us?
In answer to the above question:
"There is no need to guess at the matter ... an intelligent unseen person has been controlling both men and nations ... the Bible identifies him, saying: "The one called Devil and Satan... is misleading the entire inhabited earth."
Having got my attention with this, the pamphlet did go on to give some helpful hints for avoiding the clutches of the devil:
"Resist Wicked Spirits
A wicked spirit, imitating the voice of one who has died, may talk with that one's living relatives or friends, either through a spirit medium or by a "voice" from the invisible realm. The "voice" pretends to be the departed one, yet it is actually a demon! So if you hear such a "voice", do not be deceived.
In addition, wicked spirits capitalize on the sinful bent of humans by promoting literature, movies and television programs that feature immoral and unnatural sexual behavior."
However, there was some good news:
Happily the time is now near when Satan and his consorts will be no more! "The world [including its demon rulers] is passing away," the Bible assures."
So in summary, don't talk to dead people or think about immoral sexual behavior (and certainly not both at once!) and when the world is destroyed you will enjoy life in a righteous new world forever.
NB - Whilst being very clear about the fact that the devil runs the world, it makes no mention of whether that extends to discussion based web sites. Admins ... something you aren't telling us?
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Posted: 12:43 Apr 17 2002 
LMAO!
Posted: 12:50 Apr 17 2002 Well the devils gonna get me then
by Incandenza
or think about immoral sexual behavior
Posted: 13:01 Apr 17 2002 Me too i guess.
by Teresa
(quotes)
Well the devils gonna get me then
I have a great line for when these loonies stop me in the street tho.
"Sorry mate, i dont want to go to Heaven, none of my friends will be there."
Try it next time, Their expressions are a picture.
Posted: 13:30 Apr 17 2002 
thats kinda a scary leaflet!!!
Posted: 16:50 Apr 17 2002 So it's OK to engage in it as long as you don't think about it?
by Incandenza
So in summary, don't think about immoral sexual behavior
When I did my GMAT exams while applying to do an MBA, I got a letter (amongst others) from a place called Regent University in the US. It offered me a full scholarship, tuition, accomodation, the whole lot. The letter also went on to say they believed God's Will was returning to business and government and were working to get a body of righteous true believers into positions of influence to hasten this process. Needless to say, I didn't accept but I did keep the letter as a rather odd souvenir.
Posted: 22:22 Apr 17 2002 
Not anymore, not since the Servants of Cthulhu managed to seize control of the Knights Templar and destroy Orbital Mind Control Lasers.
Posted: 22:37 Apr 17 2002
Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the lesser of the two evils
Posted: 23:15 Apr 17 2002 In which case, why not just go for Yog Sothoth, Azathoth or Nyarlathotep for truly cosmic evil? In any case, I'd have more confidence in the ability of someone like Adam Weishaupt or Jacques De Molay to provide sound management of the economy.
by Watcher girl
Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the lesser of the two evils
Posted: 23:23 Apr 17 2002
And beofre this thread goes any further off topic, wg wanders off to the books forum for an Illuminatus! thread
Posted: 23:47 Apr 17 2002
Actually, Ming, I think you'll find that the Gnomes of Zurich are the true controllers...
Posted: 23:58 Apr 17 2002 
I'm sure the Rats of Nene would have something to say about that statement
by Jayjay
Actually, Ming, I think you'll find that the Gnomes of Zurich are the true controllers...
Posted: 00:04 Apr 18 2002 
Merely the (not so) public face of global control.
by Jayjay
Actually, Ming, I think you'll find that the Gnomes of Zurich are the true controllers...
Let me tell you about the three-faced pigs of Chipping Sodbury some time. And their disco-dancing pixie friends. Groovie.
Posted: 00:05 Apr 18 2002 
OK so in order to avoid the devil - avoiding thinking
by MonSTeR
See that's exactly what they want you to think
Well that's me pathed to hell then. Demona, I thought you were going to rule the world? Lead us oh great one
Posted: 01:39 Apr 18 2002
You're all wrong, everyone knows it's the Ministry of Serendipity that *really* runs everything
(Even this site, judging from the sinister appearance of a 'Mornington Crescent' thread in the Games forum)
(Even this site, judging from the sinister appearance of a 'Mornington Crescent' thread in the Games forum)
Posted: 07:12 Apr 18 2002 
by White Hart
You're all wrong, everyone knows it's the Ministry of Serendipity that *really* runs everything
(Even this site, judging from the sinister appearance of a 'Mornington Crescent' thread in the Games forum)
Posted: 20:32 Apr 18 2002 [ 1 2 ]