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erm can i just point one thing out though i know my spellings bad but its you're drunk not your drunk.
Posted: 17:56 Apr 17 2002
How To Tell Your Drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the
earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I
think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking
problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the
bar.
You fall off the floor...
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, sod
dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the
bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,
Alcohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
I'm as jober as a sudge.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the
night.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the
earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I
think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking
problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the
bar.
You fall off the floor...
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, sod
dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the
bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,
Alcohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
I'm as jober as a sudge.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the
night.
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erm can i just point one thing out though i know my spellings bad but its you're drunk not your drunk.
Posted: 17:56 Apr 17 2002 Probably been drinking!
by SPIKE
Posted: 18:09 Apr 17 2002
by SPIKE
LOL unless I really do mean how to tell "your" drunk
Posted: 18:11 Apr 17 2002 
LOL
Posted: 18:17 Apr 17 2002 
One time when I was out in town I saw an elderly gentleman giving a lecture on world politics to a lamppost.
by Sweet-Sange
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
By the way... Am I the only person (apart from Mamf) who can eat a kebab whilst sober?
Posted: 18:38 Apr 17 2002
LOL
Posted: 18:48 Apr 17 2002
by DJ Billy
By the way... Am I the only person (apart from Mamf) who can eat a kebab whilst sober?
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmKebab had one for lunch and I promise I was sober
Posted: 19:27 Apr 17 2002
I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
I can tell I'm drunk when I start snogging people who are strangers, I know I'm past it when I start snogging people who are strange
I can tell I'm drunk when I start snogging people who are strangers, I know I'm past it when I start snogging people who are strange
Posted: 19:32 Apr 17 2002 I do this when sober... i am really bad at arguing
by Sweet-Sange
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,
Alcohol, and [Women or Men].
Noooo, the four basic food groups are Caffeine, Alcohol, Jaffa Cakes and Men & Women
Posted: 20:48 Apr 17 2002
There's a guy who hangs around where I live. And he's always so drunk, I saw him yelling at my mums car once! He was having a conversation with it! It was so funny.
LMAO at those, so funny!
.LMAO at those, so funny!
Posted: 21:28 Apr 17 2002 Most definitely not. Especially appreciated when drenched in chilli sauce and accompanied by a truly so awful it's brilliant film like Nine Deaths of the Ninja.
by DJ Billy
(quotes)
By the way... Am I the only person (apart from Mamf) who can eat a kebab whilst sober?
Posted: 21:58 Apr 17 2002
When I can no longer spell I-N-E-B-R-I-A-T-E-D, I know it's time to stop drinking.
Although I often forget to test myself........
Although I often forget to test myself........
Posted: 12:29 Apr 18 2002 
Very funny - even though I don't understand it having never ever ever been drunk in my whole life not once no sir-eee
Also LMAO @ Cat's new quote - I'll try and remember that one!
Posted: 09:40 Apr 19 2002