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FYI-CLASSES FOR MEN-SIGN-UP BY APRIL 30TH

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY
LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT
A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW
ON THE HOLDERS?
ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE
TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING
THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
GROUP PRACTICE.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE
LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO
YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND HELP GROUPS.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING
WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF
TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
OPEN FORUM.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS
NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT
QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS.
DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
RELAXATION, BREATHING AND OTHER TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE.
CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.

**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS
WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS