I just got this in an email so I thought I'd pass it on. I fully expect it to have disappeared by this time tomorrow, because for all there are no actual swearwords, it does cut a little close. Anyway, I thought it might raise a smile...

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt ". Read on and you'll be able to deal with the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertility magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple had 6 children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Dip Schitt and Deap Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphonate her name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Sschitt-Happens children were Dawg and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Pizza Schitt.