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mmmmmmmmmmchocolate
why does it have to taste soooo good 
mmmmmmmmmmchocolate
why does it have to taste soooo good
Posted: 01:36 Jun 24 2002
For Chocolate Lovers!
got this through email...
(1) If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
(2) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
(3) The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
(4) Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
(5) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
(6) If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what is wrong with you?
(7) If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
(8) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
(9) Money talks. Chocolate sings.
(10) Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
(11) Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
(12) If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
(13) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
(1) If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
(2) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
(3) The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
(4) Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
(5) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
(6) If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what is wrong with you?
(7) If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
(8) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
(9) Money talks. Chocolate sings.
(10) Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
(11) Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.
(12) If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
(13) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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Things to do today:
Eat chocolate: done!!
Do work: kinda doing now
Go to the Gym: ermmmmmmmmm well i was gonna go but...
Eat chocolate: done!!
Do work: kinda doing now
Go to the Gym: ermmmmmmmmm well i was gonna go but...
Posted: 09:12 Jun 24 2002 
Why is that food that is good for you tastes rubbish and the food that tastes best is worse for you?
Can you imagine how healthy we would all be if veggies tasted like chocolate??? mmmmm chocolate!
Can you imagine how healthy we would all be if veggies tasted like chocolate??? mmmmm chocolate!
Posted: 12:54 Jun 25 2002 
Chocolate is a Vegetable
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
Posted: 20:14 Jun 28 2002
Can't live without Chocolate, tried many times, soft Belguim chocolate or Chocolate with alcohol inside, MMMmmmm, need to go to a gym or kill my taste buds so chocolate tastes like celery and no one ever goes on a celery crave.
Chocolate is evil, nice evil. Eater eggs staring at me, can't eat them , want to eat them. bad to eat them
want to eat them.
Chocolate is evil, nice evil. Eater eggs staring at me, can't eat them , want to eat them.
bad to eat them want to eat them.
Posted: 15:30 Jul 16 2002