I'm waiting for someone to rumour you are human
by MonSTeR
There's also a rumour that I'm Wolverine
Rumours....
no matter where you go (i've found so maybe it's just me) there will always be, sooner or later, a rumour about you maybe good maybe bad sometimes funny, when i was working in Virgin Megastores there were rumours flying around about everyone but me so me and the boys from Games decided to make our own rumours for the people in our department.... mine was "she's not bisexual she's just greedy"
what are the worst or funniest stupid rumours you've heard about yourself that you're willing to share?
what are the worst or funniest stupid rumours you've heard about yourself that you're willing to share?
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Rumours only spread if they sound like they might be true - so I wouldn't expect that one to take off
by Pegasus
(quotes)I'm waiting for someone to rumour you are human
When I was pizza chef people were convinced I was waging a one-man geurilla war against the company by leaving tubs of coleslaw out of the fridge overnight to ruin.
There was also a strong rumour when I was on the Eastern Daily Press that I'd introduced myself to the editorial director and told him I was a white witch. So not true - I didn't talk to the pig-headed old git unless I could possibly help it... though I had told him I knew a couple of witches when he was thinking about running a story on the commercial exploitation of halloween, so I guess that's how the story started.
And me and an ex once tried an experiment at a party... we told a notorious gossip that we'd got engaged, but he wasn't to tell ANYONE, and we told another notorious gossip that there was a rumour going round that we were engaged but it wasn't true, and would he mind telling people that. Then we sat back to see what happened.
The first gossip told everyone, the second didn't breathe a word, and the next morning when we turned up at the student union offices there was a big sign up saying 'Congratulations Andy and Alison'. It proved so difficult to sort out the confusion that we gave up trying and decided it would be easier to get engaged after all.
strangely i get hardly an rumours about myself, and those that do surface tend to relatively true. well except for the really obvious one that i'm actually gay and go out with girls to keep up a hetrosexual charad! lol humm friends great aren't they!?
There was the rumour that I was extremely drunk when I fell out of a tree last May (yeah I fell out of a tree but I wasn't drunk, just clumsy )
I also had the lesbian rumour which was stupid considering the sheer volume of guys I lust after
Can't think of more right now...
I also had the lesbian rumour which was stupid considering the sheer volume of guys I lust after
Can't think of more right now...
Well, considering I heard it second hand and a few days later I didn't have a great deal of opportunity.
by Sydney
That wasn't a rumour, just a misaprehension!!!!! not my fault you didn't deny it fast enough
I remember once hearing that there was a rumour when I was at uni that a close male friend of mine (who was gay, and a pretty prominent figure in the LesBiGay Soc) and I were in fact more than friends
Most others have had a pretty solid basis in truth...
Most others have had a pretty solid basis in truth...
When Joel was just a baby, i was pretty ill with an upset tummy, and to avoid passing the bug onto him, i phoned Ray at work to ask him if he'd mind coming home to look after him. My sister (who's now ex also worked there) told me a few weeks later that the men (it was a brickworks factory) all thought i was on the verge of some post partum psychotic breakdown and Ray had come home because i'd cried and said i couldn't cope! I was so outraged!.. and Ray banged a few heads together when he went back to work the following Monday! (sometimes, in my experience, men can be such gossips, and they have the nerve to accuse women of being gossips! )
There was a rumour that I did some work once..
(Edited by Stoo 18/08/2002 23:18)
(Edited by Stoo 18/08/2002 23:18)
uhhh
i'm a lesbian apparently with my friend, thats a typical one
uhh...i'm also a man eating whore, which is really quite funny, 'm a very quiet person unless i'm with people i know
that paticular rumour went round a lads school without my knowledge and a friend i met up with who went there told me and i was like WHAT? he even asked if it was true coz he couldn't beleive it lol
dunno where it came from
the mind boggles
oh yes, and i have my clitoris pierced.
i love people
i'm a lesbian apparently with my friend, thats a typical one
uhh...i'm also a man eating whore, which is really quite funny, 'm a very quiet person unless i'm with people i know
that paticular rumour went round a lads school without my knowledge and a friend i met up with who went there told me and i was like WHAT? he even asked if it was true coz he couldn't beleive it lol
dunno where it came from
the mind boggles
oh yes, and i have my clitoris pierced.
i love people
Oooo, and you *so* are.
by Ethan
That I was gay!
Ask those essex girls on the way back from South End, if you don't believe me...
Yeah, cheers mate, way to go on the standing up for the guys bit
by Jayjay
Oooo, and you *so* are.
Ask those essex girls on the way back from South End, if you don't believe me...
And being gay is bad because... ?
Just come to terms with your exuberant feminine side. And closests are such nasty little places to hide.
Just come to terms with your exuberant feminine side. And closests are such nasty little places to hide.
Seems to me a lot of people at school or in work places get the rumour that they're gay
Ummmm people used to say I used to nick everyones blokes- which is soooo not true. So my last ex was my best friends crush, and my current boyf cheated on his previous girlfriend with me but I DID feel really bad. And also one of my previous best mates fancied my boyfriend and when he asked me out I asked her if she minded, she said she didn't so I went ahead! But I SO wouldn't nick anyone else's boyfriends.
Ummmm people used to say I used to nick everyones blokes- which is soooo not true. So my last ex was my best friends crush, and my current boyf cheated on his previous girlfriend with me but I DID feel really bad. And also one of my previous best mates fancied my boyfriend and when he asked me out I asked her if she minded, she said she didn't so I went ahead! But I SO wouldn't nick anyone else's boyfriends.
Git.
by Jayjay
And being gay is bad because... ?
Just come to terms with your exuberant feminine side. And closests are such nasty little places to hide.
OOOh that i had supposedly said id slept with an actor at N3K, when in fact i knew exactly who was with that actor and it wasnt me!!!!
gods so many other ones, ive been around too long, people know your face to well and you become a target!
rumours are wrong especially when you put one out about yourself to see how fast it gets back to you, what a dull game.
gods so many other ones, ive been around too long, people know your face to well and you become a target!
rumours are wrong especially when you put one out about yourself to see how fast it gets back to you, what a dull game.
And there was a rumour about me and a female from. Well actually there were too - the first was that i shagged her but dumped her for being a bitch and also that i shagged her and dumped her for being a crap shag!!!
And the funny thing was - there wasn't even a shag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the funny thing was - there wasn't even a shag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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