Our Marks
Which art with Spencers
Hallowed be thy foodhall
Thy Gucci watch
My Kookai bag
In Hermes
As it is in Harrods
Give us each day our Visa Card
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Next Card
And lead us not into Dorothy Perkins
But deliver us from Topshop
For thine is the Naff Naff, The Cartier and the Versace
For Gaultier and Eternity, AMEX
THE BOYS PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in barrels
Hallowed by thy drink
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter, the ale and the lager
Forever and ever, aleman
Got to admit I'm neither a girlie shopper or a beer drinker - but I think the beer one is the funniest
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Spitefulangel Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free
i definetly relate more to the boys prayer
Miss Edith People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.
--Xander
I love those!! I've seen the girls one about before it's popping up everywhere even on the wall of Aura!! I love to shop, but unfortunatly it's more like Next and Morgan than Versace and Prada!!