Tangent 21 - excellent idea

Posted by
SPIKE

Posted on
13:21
Sep 26 2002

excellent idea

ok i nkow this may seem mean so bare with me. if i put a spider in a microwave it'll become radioactive, then i get it to bite me and i'm spiderman. i nkow it'd most likely die so i need a way to amke sure it doesn't. also you may think its cruel to the spider, but one spdiers life to make a super hero who can save the world. think about it, tis worth it.

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PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

by Demona
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You get bitten by a shrink?

Would it have to be a radioactive shrink? If so then we'd first need to shrink him so that he'd fit in the microwave!

Posted: 22:46 Sep 26 2002

Evil Lawyer Chick I like my men how i like my evil....evil

by SPIKE
ok i nkow this may seem mean so bare with me.

Its not mean at all just down right crazy!

Then again thats what i've come to expect from you

Posted: 15:27 Sep 27 2002

Demona The London Underground is not a political movement.

by PictureOfFlowers

Would it have to be a radioactive shrink? If so then we'd first need to shrink him so that he'd fit in the microwave!

Curse these planning subtleties!

Posted: 16:01 Sep 27 2002

bipolar "Aurgh! Arugh jeeez!! NO! NO NINA! BAD NINA!"

by Tycho
For the record, never put an unopened egg in the microwave.

Whilst the scrabled egg covering the entire kitchen is initially funny, the resulting bill for the new microwave is less so.

oh i dunno me and my brother found it hilarious especially the looks on our parents face when they couldnt figure out what was missing from the kitchen sideboard and found it hiding in the cupboard under the stairs.

Posted: 01:20 Sep 28 2002

Samphirette To you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time you're down

by Lori- Btw SPIKE, I thought your suggestion was quite funny, but then again... I don't know you as well as these guys do.

Sometimes I laugh, sometimes with tears

more often with a

- often it seems like looking through a child's eyes!!

by MonSTeR - I'd personally advise you to climb inside the microwave WITH the spider. If you survive the cooking you may find out you have superpowers just like you hoped, AND you'll have proved yourself worthy to wield them.

Is anyone else picturing images from THE FLY with the moment the dog gets completely mismashed in the machines