"How many KieranFrosts does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"One, he holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him"

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

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by Ming
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

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How true that is when we ring the support guy for the systems at work he always blames the hardware when I know its their software.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deckchair.


Or..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.


(Edited by Stoo 02/10/2002 23:40)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to hold the bulb and ten to turn the ladder.

Q: How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie to ask if that's really THE Terry Or colette or both, and then to realise that the speed of light can't be measured, except in badgers, or possibly multiple of pi, then to say sod it and ask if anyone knows where to find the lyrics for the hedgehog song...

(Edited by Stoo 02/10/2002 23:35)

Q: How many net.junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. But he's gotta cross-post it ALL OVER THE GODDAM PLACE.

Q: How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death.

Q: How many IRC chatters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that noone ever has enough time to get anything done !

*snigger*

A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

How man Manchester United Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the ladder, one to fit the bulb, and one to drive them back to london where they all live.

How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit around moaning till it comes back on.

Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. about 4 or 5. One to change the bulb and the rest to stand around saying that the way the guy changed the bulb was ok, but that they're sure they could have changed it better.

I've decided you all know way too many lightbulb jokes but I like them