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So you're not a fan of the man then?
Posted: 10:13 Oct 03 2002
Jeffry "libel, what libel?" ArcherÂ’s new jail mates give him the welcome he deserves Â…
Â… by kneeing him in the goolies and pelting him with prison-issue vindaloo.
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/news2.html
Poor Jeffry, it just hasn't been his week, has it? Just having a champagne party with friends, as convicts do, and suddenly he finds himself moved from North Sea Camp open prison to catagory B Lincon Jail. And then, if being prevented from driving his BMW and drinking champers wasn't enough, some of those rotten convicts take umbrage with him grassing up prison drug dealers. Can't the fools see it was necessary for him to get the cream cakes? And curry, how common! CouldnÂ’t they have managed some minor gourmet at the very least? Dammit, this just wouldn't have happened under a Tory government - they know how to treat such upstanding citizens (by making them Mayor of London for one).
With this, and Major waking up with rotten egg in the face, the week's just getting better and better!
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/news2.html
Poor Jeffry, it just hasn't been his week, has it? Just having a champagne party with friends, as convicts do, and suddenly he finds himself moved from North Sea Camp open prison to catagory B Lincon Jail. And then, if being prevented from driving his BMW and drinking champers wasn't enough, some of those rotten convicts take umbrage with him grassing up prison drug dealers. Can't the fools see it was necessary for him to get the cream cakes? And curry, how common! CouldnÂ’t they have managed some minor gourmet at the very least? Dammit, this just wouldn't have happened under a Tory government - they know how to treat such upstanding citizens (by making them Mayor of London for one).
With this, and Major waking up with rotten egg in the face, the week's just getting better and better!
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Posted: 10:13 Oct 03 2002 
Damn, what a waste of energy and food! (even if the vindaloo was prison issue) But still, it makes for a cool news story!
by Byron
Â… by kneeing him in the goolies and pelting him with prison-issue vindaloo.
Posted: 14:08 Oct 03 2002 They didn't make anyone Mayor of London as far as I'm aware. However, until Archer was sent to prison, he was their candidate.
by Vix
Forgive my ignorance, but who did the Tories make Mayor of London??
Posted: 14:13 Oct 03 2002 Awww shame. It's times like this we really need a rolling with laughter icon!!!!
Posted: 20:52 Oct 03 2002 
I'm reserving judgement until I see if I'm on his Christmas card list.
by Whistler
So you're not a fan of the man then?
Posted: 21:59 Oct 03 2002 LMAO
by Byron
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I'm reserving judgement until I see if I'm on his Christmas card list.
Posted: 22:44 Oct 03 2002 
I have no sympathy for him. He did wrong, got caught and got punished. He's just upset he's not being given special treatment, because he thinks he's important. What annoys me is the diary he's writing, and the fact that it's going to be published. It is against Home Office rules for a prisoner to publish anything that identifies other prisoners, staff or officers which is exactly what's happeneing. Any ordinary prisoner would be punished further for this, yet Archer thinks he's above the rules. Again. I really, really hope he's penalised for this the same way any other prisoner would be.
Posted: 15:52 Oct 06 2002 I can relate to that. The front pages of several tabloids (No prizes for guessing which one they are...) keep showing quotes from these so-called "diaries" which are always specifically chosen to try and raise sympathy for the filthy, lying little worm.
by RedWitch
What annoys me is the diary he's writing, and the fact that it's going to be published. It is against Home Office rules for a prisoner to publish anything that identifies other prisoners, staff or officers which is exactly what's happeneing. Any ordinary prisoner would be punished further for this, yet Archer thinks he's above the rules.
(EDIT: Sorry, I just wanted to say I meant no offense to worms of any kind, and wish to apologise!)
(Edited by Alan 07/10/2002 10:19)
Posted: 10:16 Oct 07 2002