Well I thought I would give it a go a post a topic. It is inspired in part by a radio add i keep hearing about it being national epitaph planning week. It also inspired by Billy Connlly who has always said that he wants the inscription so small that people have to step forward to read it only to find it say 'Your standing on my whatsits'(edited of course).

I've always fancied

'Gone to get the round in'

So what would you want put on your headstone????