OK, this is sick! The blood-lust has gone to your heads! Think of the poor innocent threads! Why should they have to die just so you can get your horrible, morbid stats up.

I'm starting a campaign....

SAVE THE THREADS!

Who's with me?

I'm with ya man! POWER TO THE THREADS!!

That's brutal, think about all those old, worn out threads that really just want to die... They don't want to live forever? do you want to keep dragging it on for those?

I see we have stumbled upon a moral dilemma here guys..

Is it dead yet?

no still going.

Pretty much

What have I done???? I've create a MONSTER A MONSTER!!!!!

Cue Mon entering the thread...

only if he's read any of it so far.

Who says that really old threads want to die? Have you asked them? Maybe the answer to Freddie Mercury's immortal question "Who Wants to Live Forever?" is 'T21 threads'. This one for example, I can't see it ever dying!

Of course, as a member of staff, there is one way of making sure it dies and claiming the title of 'thread killer'.

But that would surely be an abuse of power

What have I started

/me sneakily trying to bag Thread Killer kudos at the last moment

Your tricks want work. I will claim my rightful place as The Thread Slyer, and none of your hackneyed attempts shall stop me. For it is my destiny. There has always been a Thread Slayer, since the dawn of time, and now my time has come.

[Queen]And here we are!
We're the Slayers of the T21 Threads!
Here we belong
Fighting for survival
I've got to be the Slayer of them all!!![/Queen]

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by Whistler
Of course, as a member of staff, there is one way of making sure it dies and claiming the title of 'thread killer'.

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I'd considered it for all of a millisecond - but it would just upset JJ's obsession

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by Whistler
Of course, as a member of staff, there is one way of making sure it dies and claiming the title of 'thread killer'.

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It would be useless... staff members can post on closed threads...

Offcource I could just remove all staff power

Who knows if threads want to die or not... or where deleted threads go. Is there a thread heaven? or hell... can a thread be bad? is that the threads fault? sooo many questions...

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by Pegasus
(quotes)I'd considered it for all of a millisecond - but it would just upset JJ's obsession

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LOL yeah and the poor guy would have nothing else to do would he!

/me wonders who will be the killer of this thread

No! This is now my destiny. I WILL become Jayjay the Thread Slayer. You can not deny me my birthright by closing this thread!

Be warned. If I am not allowed to fulfill my destiny then I will skulk in these rooms pontificating enlessly on really dull things like politics and philosophy and the importance of the roll of the Pixies and The Jesus And Mary Chain in modern music...

And I can y'know! Go on for hours and hours about it I can. I'm quite good at it actually.

So, think on before adding another post to this thread...