oops i'm so sorry i posted this in the wrong forum, damn
Xmas jokes!
anyone got any Christmas jokes to get into the Christmas spirit?
I just bought my Nan a new artificial leg............
Its only a stocking filler.
I just bought my Nan a new artificial leg............
Its only a stocking filler.
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Where do snowmen dance??
At the snow ball
Sorry, didn't say anything about GOOD jokes
At the snow ball
Sorry, didn't say anything about GOOD jokes
I was sent this one
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."