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I think you're demanding a bit to much with the roast potatos there mate
Posted: 15:46 Dec 19 2002
I'm gonna be a secret agent
I have decided what I wanna do with my life, I want to become a secret agent and save the world from megalomaniacs and pull laods of women and eat potaoes (roasted, not mashed). I just need a bit of help getting into it. Oh and yeah I know its not nexactly secret now i've told you all but i'm sure the secret service won't mind.
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Spike sweetie - MI5 and 6 would never take you now that you've told people you are going to apply 
Posted: 16:14 Dec 19 2002
And besides, all an enemy agent would need to do would be to pretend to be a fit Canadian bird on MSN, and there go all our national secrets...
Posted: 16:23 Dec 19 2002 
Well.....
If you're a yank go here:
www.cia.gov/cia/employment/ciaeindex.htm
for some reason they are very interested in seamstresses......
If you're a brit, you get two choices depending on if you're a homebody, or like to travel:
The Security Service (MI5)
www.mi5.gov.uk/job_vacancies/job_vacancies_1.htm
MI5 operates in the UK only, and come under the Home Office.
They can't do much more that follow people around, for anything else they need the assistance of the Special Branch. These are guys in Spooks.
The Secret Intelligence Service (SIS/MI6)
www.faststream.gov.uk/index.asp?txtNavID=82
"Six" operate outside the UK - and wherever the hell else they might want to, as such they come under the Foreign Office. This is Bond's lot - they get the cool toys - "Five" just get listening devices and cameras....no rivalry there at all.......
If you just like listening to other people's conversations GCHQ is for you - you can use the faststream link for that too.
Since WWII GCHQ has been chartered to record every internaional call from the UK, since the advent of E-Mail and the internet, they keep a record of any form of electronic communication.
Communications are recorded and then analysed by computers searching for key words.
Flagged communications are then passed on to a human to review and assess.
If you're a yank go here:
www.cia.gov/cia/employment/ciaeindex.htm
for some reason they are very interested in seamstresses......
If you're a brit, you get two choices depending on if you're a homebody, or like to travel:
The Security Service (MI5)
www.mi5.gov.uk/job_vacancies/job_vacancies_1.htm
MI5 operates in the UK only, and come under the Home Office.
They can't do much more that follow people around, for anything else they need the assistance of the Special Branch. These are guys in Spooks.
The Secret Intelligence Service (SIS/MI6)
www.faststream.gov.uk/index.asp?txtNavID=82
"Six" operate outside the UK - and wherever the hell else they might want to, as such they come under the Foreign Office. This is Bond's lot - they get the cool toys - "Five" just get listening devices and cameras....no rivalry there at all.......
If you just like listening to other people's conversations GCHQ is for you - you can use the faststream link for that too.
Since WWII GCHQ has been chartered to record every internaional call from the UK, since the advent of E-Mail and the internet, they keep a record of any form of electronic communication.
Communications are recorded and then analysed by computers searching for key words.
Flagged communications are then passed on to a human to review and assess.
Posted: 17:19 Dec 19 2002 I always thought you were insane (or at least slightly mad) but this completely disproves that theory.
by SPIKE
potaoes (roasted, not mashed)
Long live the roasts
Posted: 17:55 Dec 19 2002
do none of you think I can be one? 
i'm deeply hurt you don't think i'd make a good James Bond, after all I do get all the girls lke Bond does
i'm deeply hurt you don't think i'd make a good James Bond, after all I do get all the girls lke Bond does
Posted: 21:29 Dec 19 2002 He wanted to be a superhero
by Teresa
Didn't you have this idea a while ago? All sounds familiar to me.......
Posted: 23:20 Dec 19 2002 But that would be the perfect cover. Who'd ever expect someone who'd done that to be actually working for one of those agencies?
by Sydney
Spike sweetie - MI5 and 6 would never take you now that you've told people you are going to apply
Posted: 23:35 Dec 19 2002
I'm with Ming on this one. Who'd think that someone who went around saying they want to be a secret agent actually was one?
I also think that line, 'potaoes (roasted, not mashed)', is one of the coolest things I've heard/read in a very long time.
Go Double-Oh-Spike!
I also think that line, 'potaoes (roasted, not mashed)', is one of the coolest things I've heard/read in a very long time.
Go Double-Oh-Spike!
Posted: 02:08 Dec 20 2002 But he wouldn't get the job at all! If you read the website it says not to tell anybody so perfect cover or not its a little bit redundant
by Jayjay
I'm with Ming on this one. Who'd think that someone who went around saying they want to be a secret agent actually was one?
Posted: 10:02 Dec 20 2002 If you didn't have Milky you know who you'd want in his place
by Teresa
(quotes)
When?
Posted: 11:53 Dec 20 2002 *Sits patiently waiting response*
by SPIKE
(quotes)
If you didn't have Milky you know who you'd want in his place
*Snigger*
Posted: 12:17 Dec 20 2002 
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