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If you were a baddie
ok if you were a baddie what sort of baddie would you be. I'd be a women loving baddie with lots of model type cocubine moles around me and i'd dress in black and then i'd never let the good guy talk fot too long as they could then escpae, i'd kill them instantly but in a nice quick way.
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LOL!...
I'd be very powerful but respected (with an extremely good lawyer!)
I'd be very powerful but respected (with an extremely good lawyer!)
Posted: 16:32 Jan 15 2003
If I were a villain...
...you'd never have had the chance to make this post.
...you'd never have had the chance to make this post.
Posted: 17:08 Jan 15 2003 
Yeah this always bugs me
by SPIKE
i'd never let the good guy talk fot too long as they could then escpae,
If you were a real baddie you wouldn't have to be nice about it
i'd kill them instantly but in a nice quick way.
Posted: 19:27 Jan 15 2003 
Well, for all those villain wannabe's here's a nice checklist:
100 Guidelines on Becoming an Evil Villain
100 Guidelines on Becoming an Evil Villain
Posted: 08:47 Jan 16 2003
LMAO Noid....I have a 5 year old advisor...just need some evil minions and a super weapon and I'm set 
Posted: 12:46 Jan 16 2003 
Despite the obvious namesake, my candidates would be:
Magneto - Awesomely powerful but motivated by bitter lessons of history and a desire to prevent what he sees as the inevitable attempts to exterminate mutants, whatever it takes, when he has the power to do so.
A Sith Lord - Dark cloaks, lightsabres, choking people without laying a finger on them, the power of the Dark Side, 'nuff said! Actually, much of this also applies to Psi Cops!
Fu Manchu - A devious, ruthless genius. Given the Western powers rapacious encroachments into China, it's hardly surprising he'd have a strong desire to exact vengeance on the West.
Actually, I once had an idea about doing a revisionist Fu Manchu RPG with the players as heroic dacoits in the service of Fu Manchu, the noble Chinese patriot, hitting back at the oppressive imperialist Westerners, personified by the racist gweilo thug Neyland Smith! I got this idea when I watched one of the films where Neyland Smith walks into a hospital and, as soon as he spots one of the porters is oriental, punches him out. OK, he was indeed a dacoit but the automatic reflex intrigued me...
Magneto - Awesomely powerful but motivated by bitter lessons of history and a desire to prevent what he sees as the inevitable attempts to exterminate mutants, whatever it takes, when he has the power to do so.
A Sith Lord - Dark cloaks, lightsabres, choking people without laying a finger on them, the power of the Dark Side, 'nuff said! Actually, much of this also applies to Psi Cops!
Fu Manchu - A devious, ruthless genius. Given the Western powers rapacious encroachments into China, it's hardly surprising he'd have a strong desire to exact vengeance on the West.
Actually, I once had an idea about doing a revisionist Fu Manchu RPG with the players as heroic dacoits in the service of Fu Manchu, the noble Chinese patriot, hitting back at the oppressive imperialist Westerners, personified by the racist gweilo thug Neyland Smith! I got this idea when I watched one of the films where Neyland Smith walks into a hospital and, as soon as he spots one of the porters is oriental, punches him out. OK, he was indeed a dacoit but the automatic reflex intrigued me...
Posted: 00:10 Jan 17 2003 
Hmmm, if I were a baddie...
I'd go for the puppet master approach. I'd keep a low profile, presenting myself as some jovial buffoon, a friendly loud mouth. While all the while I would manipulate events and people to suit my ends - complete world domination and a new era heralded by my ascendancy to World Emperor God! Then I would exact revenge on all those who opposed me on the way, and make them tremble in my magnificence, having turned the tables on their petty jibes while I was working on my master plan...
Ahem. Clearly said too much. Expect cyanide in the post any day soon...
Darn! I've done it again, haven't I!?! MUST .. STOP .. THINKING .. OUT .. LOUD!
<Bad Puppet Master, revealing plan; must punish self>
I'd go for the puppet master approach. I'd keep a low profile, presenting myself as some jovial buffoon, a friendly loud mouth. While all the while I would manipulate events and people to suit my ends - complete world domination and a new era heralded by my ascendancy to World Emperor God! Then I would exact revenge on all those who opposed me on the way, and make them tremble in my magnificence, having turned the tables on their petty jibes while I was working on my master plan...
Ahem. Clearly said too much. Expect cyanide in the post any day soon...
Darn! I've done it again, haven't I!?! MUST .. STOP .. THINKING .. OUT .. LOUD!
<Bad Puppet Master, revealing plan; must punish self>
Posted: 08:46 Jan 19 2003