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Why would you wanna do that??
Posted: 18:30 Jan 20 2003
Can you marry yourself?
i saw on 'jam' ages ago this guy married himself, so is it actually possible, i eman lesbians and gays are able to get blessins, so could you get blessed to yourself?
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Posted: 18:30 Jan 20 2003
Ummm...Spike?...ARE YOU INSANE??? 
I mean, I've heard of a guy who married his motorcycle, but marrying yourself seems so much stupider somehow.
I mean, I've heard of a guy who married his motorcycle, but marrying yourself seems so much stupider somehow.
Posted: 18:52 Jan 20 2003
Well, if they were narcissustic enough they might want to, I guess.
(Edited by Whistler 20/01/2003 18:53)
(Edited by Whistler 20/01/2003 18:53)
Posted: 18:53 Jan 20 2003
This is one of your weirder questions Spike! Not that any of your posts are like normal but hey! 
Posted: 19:02 Jan 20 2003
Just imagine... you'd have to have arguments with yourself about why you left the loo seat up *again*, who's turn is it to wash the dishes anyway?? And why do I read with the light on when you know full well that I have to go to sleep early and get up in the morning. You never get home when you tell yourself you're going to, and you'd have to put your own dinner in the dog. And another thing... 
Posted: 20:19 Jan 20 2003
Multiple personalities of the world unite
Well, I mean, you'd have to be some kinda insane to want to marry yourself
Well, I mean, you'd have to be some kinda insane to want to marry yourself
Posted: 20:52 Jan 20 2003 And just how would you manage to conduct the inevitable affair behind your own back?
by Bee
Just imagine... you'd have to have arguments with yourself about why you left the loo seat up *again*, who's turn is it to wash the dishes anyway?? And why do I read with the light on when you know full well that I have to go to sleep early and get up in the morning. You never get home when you tell yourself you're going to, and you'd have to put your own dinner in the dog. And another thing...
By that, do you mean a general 'Anyone wanting to marry themself must be mad' or 'Anyone wanting to marry Spike must be mad'?
by Taz
Well, I mean, you'd have to be some kinda insane to want to marry yourself
Posted: 20:59 Jan 20 2003 Pretty much both, really. HeHe
by Jayjay
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By that, do you mean a general 'Anyone wanting to marry themself must be mad' or 'Anyone wanting to marry Spike must be mad'?
Although I did have someone other than Spike in mind actually
Posted: 21:08 Jan 20 2003 
On the other hand, you only pay half price when you take yer love to the cinema or a nice restaurant and (s)he will never have to ask what yer thinking about
Posted: 21:11 Jan 20 2003
Main advantage that I can see is getting all the tax advantages and allowances without increasing your living costs...
Posted: 21:20 Jan 20 2003 wouldn't that be incest? i never said i wanted to marry myself i jsut asked if it can actually be done, cuz it was really funny when this guy on jam did it, and also another week he went to his own funeral.
by Cat
you could clone yourself, then marry the clone
Posted: 21:30 Jan 20 2003 it was this cool warped comedy series, very morbid and dark at times, a bit like the fast show meets the exorcist.
by Teresa
What is jam?
Posted: 21:47 Jan 20 2003
Jam was a TV series by the wonderful Chris Morris (Day Today, Brass Eye). It started off as a Radio 1 program called Blue Jam and was incredibly surreal.
Anyway, no Spike, I doubt you will find a priest to bless your self-marriage. Least not one from a major church/religion. You could always try Red, as I think I remember her sending off for one of those Internet ordination things. And you certainly can't marry yourself and recieve tax benefits.
And, for the record, it isn't that easy for gay couples to recieving blessings either, although their are some (if not many) gay friendly priests/vicars/whatevers that tend to get inundated with requests for their services.
Anyway, no Spike, I doubt you will find a priest to bless your self-marriage. Least not one from a major church/religion. You could always try Red, as I think I remember her sending off for one of those Internet ordination things. And you certainly can't marry yourself and recieve tax benefits.
And, for the record, it isn't that easy for gay couples to recieving blessings either, although their are some (if not many) gay friendly priests/vicars/whatevers that tend to get inundated with requests for their services.
Posted: 22:41 Jan 20 2003 Surely that question needs no answering by now
by Taz
Ummm...Spike?...ARE YOU INSANE???
Posted: 00:29 Jan 21 2003 
... so he's a contortionist...
by JJ
And just how would you manage to conduct the inevitable affair behind your own back?
Posted: 01:05 Jan 21 2003
Now there's an image I really really didn't need! 
Posted: 01:25 Jan 21 2003
That's right up there with Spike & his association with 'Walk Like an Egyptian', and I don't mean his obsession with the Bangles!
Now I've got that image back in my head again...WAAAAAAA!!
Now I've got that image back in my head again...WAAAAAAA!!
Posted: 08:48 Jan 21 2003 [ 1 2 ]