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Lock the front door and hide under the bed!
Maybe they'll try next door then
Maybe they'll try next door then
Posted: 17:10 Jan 23 2003
If aliens landed what would you do?
The title says it all.
Image the scene. 2am Wednesday morning the mist is rolling over the fields and the milkman is just starting his early rounds. Then suddenly a bright light appears in the sky and a blast of high pitch engines wakes you up. A little look through the crack in the curtains reveals a small alien landing craft (similar to a star trek runabout) parked in the field opposite.
As you watch a hatch opens and two entities emerge. Each one is about 4ft 6in tall with blue skin large eyes and four arms. They appear to look around the area while talking in strange clicking tones. They see you looking and approach your front door........
Image the scene. 2am Wednesday morning the mist is rolling over the fields and the milkman is just starting his early rounds. Then suddenly a bright light appears in the sky and a blast of high pitch engines wakes you up. A little look through the crack in the curtains reveals a small alien landing craft (similar to a star trek runabout) parked in the field opposite.
As you watch a hatch opens and two entities emerge. Each one is about 4ft 6in tall with blue skin large eyes and four arms. They appear to look around the area while talking in strange clicking tones. They see you looking and approach your front door........
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Posted: 17:10 Jan 23 2003
tell them its their turn to take out the rubbish, get them to clean the house as an earth hello greeting and give them some Smirnoff Ice.
Then off to a club, great look for dance and trance clubs or alternative.
Stagger back at 8in the morning and crash out on the couch, then let them take a traffic inspector with them, its just like taking a traffic cone home, as one is bound to try and write them a ticket for not showing road tax
(Edited by Gopher 23/01/2003 17:18)
Then off to a club, great look for dance and trance clubs or alternative.
Stagger back at 8in the morning and crash out on the couch, then let them take a traffic inspector with them, its just like taking a traffic cone home, as one is bound to try and write them a ticket for not showing road tax
(Edited by Gopher 23/01/2003 17:18)
Posted: 17:17 Jan 23 2003 
If you where an alien with enough advanced technology to travel lightyears through space... Would you want to go anywhere near a planet inhabited with a pest like humanity??
I know I'd look for a less troublesome planet...
and if I, for some strange reason, would have the desire to land there and communicate with those primitive being that call themselves hunam, I'd pick a meeting with some of the leaders, not some random individual.
So, to get to the question... if what you described would happen I'd either tell 'em to shut up and let me get some sleep, or call the police 'cause 'those kids are causing trouble again'.
I know I'd look for a less troublesome planet...
and if I, for some strange reason, would have the desire to land there and communicate with those primitive being that call themselves hunam, I'd pick a meeting with some of the leaders, not some random individual.
So, to get to the question... if what you described would happen I'd either tell 'em to shut up and let me get some sleep, or call the police 'cause 'those kids are causing trouble again'.
Posted: 18:08 Jan 23 2003
What if the aliens are Morons, just because the society can build that sort of things does not mean they all can, can you build a 747 in your back yard?
As morons they might come to earth, and then they might bring out the Doughnut of death.
As morons they might come to earth, and then they might bring out the Doughnut of death.
Posted: 18:11 Jan 23 2003
No back yard, how can you live without a back yard, where do you put your swings, in you bedroom, and what about your sandpit, and you ittle slide, and your paddling pool in the summer, and your climbing frame and your half size play mount everest, and you monkey bars, and your wendy bar, and your little yoda, and your garden gnomes, and your paddling pool, and your toys and things. 
and your bbq set, and your lawn mower, and your tomatoes and your apple tree and your pond, and your goldfish, and your rosebud, and your sledge, and your 747, and your wind break
and your bbq set, and your lawn mower, and your tomatoes and your apple tree and your pond, and your goldfish, and your rosebud, and your sledge, and your 747, and your wind break
Posted: 18:25 Jan 23 2003
Kill them and at them after all its what they were gonna do to us.
Mmmmm Alien tasty.
Dont trust aliens never have never will.
Mmmmm Alien tasty.
Dont trust aliens never have never will.
Posted: 19:39 Jan 23 2003 
It takes a lot more than an alien spaceship landing in my back garden to wake me up in the silly hours of the morning...
Posted: 21:40 Jan 23 2003
i'd say alright guys can i have a go in the spaceship to impress all the earth women 
Posted: 21:54 Jan 23 2003 SPIKE thats a total lie. They'd probably be from your home planet and with any luck they'd take you home
by SPIKE
i'd say alright guys can i have a go in the spaceship to impress all the earth women
Posted: 22:04 Jan 23 2003 
I'd charge the buggers rent for landing in my field (ha!) and then nick their ship and fly wherever the heck I wanted, leaving them stranded for all eternity in Darwen! 
(Perhaps that's just a tad too cruel? )
(Perhaps that's just a tad too cruel? )
Posted: 13:03 Jan 24 2003 
Personally I'd go for the Jerome 'Chef' McElroy approach to intergalactic greetings...
Oh, and ROTFLMFAO at Yvonne's post!
Oh, and ROTFLMFAO at Yvonne's post!
Posted: 03:52 Jan 29 2003
ROTFLMFAO = WTF?
Posted: 10:09 Jan 29 2003 
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