This is one of them things that is really that you know you shouldn't laugh at. And though it is quite bad, it is only a joke by someone (which I find funny), so nobody take it seriously pleassssseee...

To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bombIraq.
If the markets are a drama, bombIraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistanis looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
BombIraq.

If we have no allies with us, bombIraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bombIraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
BombIraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bombIraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bombIraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
BombIraq.

If you never were elected, bombIraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bombIraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
BombIraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bombIraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bombIraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
BombIraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bombIraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bombIraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
BombIraq.

[Just to be on the safe side ...]


(Edited by Staff 15/02/2003 19:19)