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What about a six pack of Smirnoff ice though.
Posted: 16:45 Mar 13 2003
its your duty ...
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Sunday at 2:00 PM all UK women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your area for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all UK women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six- pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The UK Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
originally sent on by nemesis
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all UK women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six- pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The UK Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
originally sent on by nemesis
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I'm SO glad i have sunday off work 
And did Milky have a hand in this as its Milky's funday sunday?
#Goes off for lawn chair and six-pack# hehe
And did Milky have a hand in this as its Milky's funday sunday?
#Goes off for lawn chair and six-pack# hehe
Posted: 16:45 Mar 13 2003
Sounds like fun I'm in
Posted: 18:17 Mar 13 2003
I will probably be in bed with a hangover then but I might make an effort to climb out of it
Posted: 18:38 Mar 13 2003 
There is a God!!!!
At 2pm I'll (hopefully) be in the pub (or the ice rink) can I just sit outside there with my six-pack?? And can I just say again YAY
At 2pm I'll (hopefully) be in the pub (or the ice rink) can I just sit outside there with my six-pack?? And can I just say again YAY
Posted: 22:38 Mar 13 2003
There was a similar posting purportedly from a business traveller suggesting that airlines hired strippers to:
a) deter acts of terrorism as would-be Al Qaeda hijackers would be unable to fly and
b) it would reinvigorate air travel by men looking to see naked women
The supposed author of this letter? One William Jefferson Clinton...
a) deter acts of terrorism as would-be Al Qaeda hijackers would be unable to fly and
b) it would reinvigorate air travel by men looking to see naked women
The supposed author of this letter? One William Jefferson Clinton...
Posted: 23:11 Mar 13 2003 
*another snigger* 
:rednosesmilie:
:rednosesmilie:LOL
by Ming
The supposed author of this letter? One William Jefferson Clinton...
Posted: 13:11 Mar 14 2003 Naked Ice Skaters, Cool
by Milky
At 2pm I'll (hopefully) be in the pub (or the ice rink)
Posted: 13:56 Mar 14 2003 