I need all of the crossed fingers you can muster *plead*

Teresa is in the kitchen cooking dinner... Teresa cooking *eek* This may well be my last post for one of two reasons:
1: She poisons me with her (lack of) cooking skills
2: She finds this post and smothers me in the night

I've been living in her house for the best part of a fortnight and this is the first time she's ventured into the kitchen for anything more than a bag of rainbow drops and a kitkat
She's a naff wife, she doesn't make me a cup of tea in the morning or have dinner on the table when she I get home from work, but she does have some excellent cheesy 80s movies on DVD

*running away cos she's on her way back in from the kitchen........*