me thinks someone is in serious Rocky Horror mode - but if you put Spike in gold spangly briefs then I'm just going to freak out!
Who wants to Marry me?
Ok if I am single at 50, or divorced or whaterver then I will marry one of you lovely ladies. you have 28 years yet, but anyone whos interested let me know. Also have any of you got a safety net yet?
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is JayJay a "girl" then, if he wants to make Spike a man.
by JayJay
I promise it'll take me less than seven days to make you a man
(Hopefully not having just overstepped a family friendly site boundaries)
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Hmm, take note of the suspicious lack of response from SPIKE... can't wait to see what it'll (eventually) be!
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LMAO!!!
by Spikeo
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Scary visual place, scary visual place, scary visual place...
And ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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LOL, I guessed that had to come from somebody sooner or later!
by Sydney
And ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbad Pegasus *slaps wrist*
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Woah woah woah woah
ok Jayjay, lets wait until i'm 50 and you never know, but i'm not ready for marriage jsut yet, even with a bird. Oh and gold spangly briefs? i'd happily wear some.
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/me turns pale shade of green
by SPIKE
Oh and gold spangly briefs? i'd happily wear some.
You are a cheeky girl
by SPIKE
Oh and gold spangly briefs? i'd happily wear some.
You are a cheeky girl
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I'm sure EW will throw a tomato at it of you ask her nicely
by SPIKE
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Touch my bum
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Yes, I have my safety nets
They would probably be Vicky or Laura.
Vicky is my friend (and hairdresser!), and I love her to bits, she's probably the only other person in the world apart from Kelly who can make me feel those iccle tummy-fumbles. That said I do think she'd drive me mad in a relationship, she is so mental.
Laura has been a friend for a good while now, and we're both the worst flirts together. Thats probably one of the things I like about her - we're on the same level, both bad at keeping our hands to ourselves - hehe
Strangely, if you've ever seen Jacob's Ladder, I sort of see Laura like that woman who's 'not really his wife', which is weird, cos she's a bit of a cow. Trying to psycho-analyse that in my current state isnt a wise idea.
I think Kelly's saftey net is Vin Diesel.
Personally I think he's a good looking guy but not really my type. Now Brad Pitt, that's another story, I think we'd have to fight over him.
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They would probably be Vicky or Laura.
Vicky is my friend (and hairdresser!), and I love her to bits, she's probably the only other person in the world apart from Kelly who can make me feel those iccle tummy-fumbles. That said I do think she'd drive me mad in a relationship, she is so mental.
Laura has been a friend for a good while now, and we're both the worst flirts together. Thats probably one of the things I like about her - we're on the same level, both bad at keeping our hands to ourselves - hehe
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Strangely, if you've ever seen Jacob's Ladder, I sort of see Laura like that woman who's 'not really his wife', which is weird, cos she's a bit of a cow. Trying to psycho-analyse that in my current state isnt a wise idea.
I think Kelly's saftey net is Vin Diesel.
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