At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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StooThere are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
*groan*
Ferretgirl Make something idiot-proof and they will make a better idiot
i'll match that groad and raise you a *sigh*
After doing my last maths exam today, i don't want to mention or use a protracotr or compass again (well until september when i do further maths lol! )
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on a Baghdad housewife who was found in possession of a pint of milk, a saucepan, a spoon, a gas stove and a packet of Instant Potato.
She was charged with being in possession of Weapons of Mash Production.
Milky "Busted - Now that you're gone, I'm sleeping with the light on..." Pof, 2005