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Happy Birthday! 
Posted: 11:18 Jan 16 2004
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Happy Birthday, mate 
Posted: 12:55 Jan 16 2004 
*breathe in* Haaaaaaaaaappy Biiiiiirthdaaaaaaaay! 
And boy, ol' buddy o' mine, have I thought of the most geniusest way ever to send your birthday card! Damn, I can't wait to see the look on your face!
And boy, ol' buddy o' mine, have I thought of the most geniusest way ever to send your birthday card! Damn, I can't wait to see the look on your face!
Posted: 19:02 Jan 16 2004 
Happy Birthday, this is the summer... (kinda)
Posted: 23:04 Jan 16 2004 
Thank you all, i had a very good birthday, though the day after i did get beaten up for no reason I refused that to allow spirits dampened on my birthday weekend.
Posted: 16:14 Jan 18 2004 WT(blue)F?
by Havoc
though the day after i did get beaten up for no reason I refused that to allow spirits dampened on my birthday weekend.
What happened there?Plus I've decided not to go ahead with the card prank I mentioned as it might put me in a bit of trouble if someone at Royal Mail actually found out there was suspicious white powder in the envelope... even though it theoretically would only have been something harmless like flour...
but at least I've now actually got you a present, should be there by the end of the week...
Posted: 11:29 Jan 19 2004
Hmm, one wonders whether the powder wold be from Al Qaeda deliveries or... other sources (not mentioning for legal purposes)
As for the kicking, whilst on church street onb saturday a group of about 20 townies appeared with violent intentions, after seeing about 30 alternatives they decided to wander off, only to re-apear armed with knives and appearing in a force consisting of roughly 60 - 100 people, we all ran of course but about 1/4 of a mile away a I got jumped whilst walking round a corner, just because I was wearing a leather jacket and have long hair
As for the kicking, whilst on church street onb saturday a group of about 20 townies appeared with violent intentions, after seeing about 30 alternatives they decided to wander off, only to re-apear armed with knives and appearing in a force consisting of roughly 60 - 100 people, we all ran of course but about 1/4 of a mile away a I got jumped whilst walking round a corner, just because I was wearing a leather jacket and have long hair
Posted: 12:14 Jan 19 2004 *snigger*
by Havoc
Hmm, one wonders whether the powder wold be from Al Qaeda deliveries or... other sources (not mentioning for legal purposes)
Well, Al-Qaeda Deliveries (TM) are doing a BOGOF this week on napalm mince pies as there's a truckload of leftover stock from the Christmas period... (And as for the "other sources", I can't remember what you mean... 
)NB: For those thinking "what the hell?" (ie: everyone else, probably), we're basically referring to a few times when I've answered the phone when Havoc or another mate is calling and as a stupid little joke I reply "Al-Qaeda Deliveries, Saddam and Osama aren't available to take your order, how may I take your call?" and then make up some daft offer on anthrax warheads being half-price or something equally stupid... for instance I think one of them during the anthrx mail scare was "free delivery on envelopes of talcum powder all this month"
Yes, I know I've got a ----ed up sense of humour...
Posted: 15:04 Jan 19 2004