Who is number 4? Refuses to tell us what biscuit he is No family to see him off? Do we know him already? Is he a celebrity or is he Ray from last year?

I thought it wasn't on til 10, so how do you know who's on already, or have i missed something

We watched Big Brother Little Brother which started at 8pm before Friends. MmmmmmmmmmDermot

Ah, so didn't see that that was on

#1 Marco - Teresa hates 'cos he's too mincey, Y adores the big baldy queen.

#2 Ahmed - Teresa says the one big tooth is freaking her out, Y says she bets they found him on the middle lane of the M6.

#3 Jason - Teresa says he looks like Lee from Blue who has been blown up, Y is confused and says "how can such pretty arms have such an ugly face?! ...THONG!!!!". Teresa also says OMG, what a To**er!!!

#4 Daniel - Teresa says he's gonna fight with #1 Y is can't make up her mind but thinks she likes him.

Tune in later for the next review.....

{Edited to add names}


(Edited by Teresa 28/05/2004 23:15)

i just think it's funny cos they've got 2 gay/camp people in, one of whom hates refugees/asylum seekers and a guy who's an ex refugee and a homophobe! fab

#5 Stuart - Teresa says she wants him to be her boyfriend if he'll be willing to go a little blonder. Y says I'll break the age rule for that one.

#6 Victor - Teresa says I like him but he's a bit gobby, Y says he might grow on me 'cos I'm all for the black but he doesn't know what iota means (neither does Teresa - hee hee)

#7 Vanessa - Teresa says thats the one I picked before she went in and I like her skirt. Y says if she's a natural blonde I'm a natural redhead. I like her but I don't want to

#8 Emma - Teresa says I'm not the sharpest tool in the box but that takes the P*** Y says out with the skank and why is she wearing her nans table cloth?

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(Edited by Teresa 28/05/2004 23:16)

I'm writing my first impressions as they get introduced, I'll post it as soon as they're all in...

umm "Kitten".. publicity stunt much?

#9 Kitten - Teresa says too much of an angry girl & drama queen for me, get her out. Y says that one's KTs flavour and she doesn't like her.

#10 Michelle - Teresa says she doesn't like her earings, Y says I don't like her now but she might grow on me.

#11 Shell - Teresa says I like the posh bird she's cute, Y says it's Pheobe!!!! Bad boots 'tho.

#12 Nadia - Teresa says she has no opinion 'til she found out she was once a man Y says minging bird must have been worse as a man but nice tits.

And that concludes our first impression review Off for more vodka.......

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(Edited by Teresa 28/05/2004 23:17)

OK, my first impressions of all the housemates, written as they each entered the house...

Marco - Oh ... dear... Bad start. Maybe it was aided by the vodka jelly, but he seems like a prize tosser.

Ahmed - In his own words: he's arrogant, people hate him, he hates people. I wouldn't disagree with that... Get him out this second... Marco is looking really cool all of a sudden... (Bipolar's random choice)

Jason - Hmmmm... seems like another tosser, but the best of the bunch so far, not that that's a compliment really... Please let there be *some* cool people on it this year. (Sydney's random choice)

Daniel - Seems alright...ish. A bit full of himself... (Yvonne's random choice)

Stuart - He thinks he's an interesting person, I think he's a tosser. But I'd like to wait and see how much of that was an act to get himself noticed, or if he really is like that. Oh, and his favourite band is Busted!

Victor - Another tosser, but could turn out alright. Probably not, but who knows. Maybe they should have called this series Big Tosser... (Milky's random choice)

Right, now we're getting to the (hopefully) shexy ladies...

Vanessa - Seems OK, maybe a bit straight, a bit serious. Ooooh, she's a heavy metal fan with a Slipknot tattoo! OK, I'll give her a chance... (Teresa's random choice)

Emma - As she said herself, I'll either love her or hate her, and at the moment I'm not sure which... (My random choice)

Kitten - Well she seems like a barrel of laughs... (that's sarcasm by the way). Oooh, cool sailor's outfit though. For god's sake, just get in the house ya dumb bitca! (Whistler's random choice)

Michelle - Another tosser. Fairly cute, if she keeps her mouth closed.

Shell - Yay! A cool person at last! I like her. She's nice, friendly, a little bit timid, possibly a tiny bit dull, but I like her. And she's very cute. Yay, and she's a rocker! I so love her!

Nadia - I knew it! I knew she was a man!! She seems ok, nowt special but she seems ok.


LMAO! Both of Yvonne's "hotties" are gay! (resists making a Vin Diesel comment...)

Oooh, and no weekly tasks... Wonder how that's gonna work...

I love Shell, she must win!!

i like Shell too and marco for some reason

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by Teresa
#5 Teresa says she wants him to be her boyfriend if he'll be willing to go a little blonder.

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I didn't see the order that they went in, but I'm guessing he's the one with the girly hair...

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by Teresa
#9 Teresa says too much of an angry girl & drama queen for me, get her out. Y says that one's KTs flavour and she doesn't like her.

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Hahahahahahha. I do quite like her but not in that way. She was very typical lesbian tho with the 'where the hells my girlfriend' thing

I really like Dan (giant gay bloke) i want him to win

What the hell have C4 done to BB?! They have gone too OTT! Okay, I'm still gonna watch and I'll still probably enjoy it but it just seems like one giant freak show!

Liking Shell (as a normal person) and that's about it at the moment.

And, cheers, PoF for pointing out I picked the totally unlikeable Kitten as my random pick to win!

I'll post later once I've made sense of it all! :s

(Edited by Whistler 28/05/2004 23:19)

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by DJ Billy
I didn't see the order that they went in, but I'm guessing he's the one with the girly hair...

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Am I *that* predictable

Yes

Oh yeah, another plus point for Shell is the fact she loves AC/DC's Back In Black. The best F'ing rock song ever so.....

Go Shell!!!

(Which means she'll probably be voted out within the first two/three weeks)

Bring back Sissy, all is forgiven!!!


(Edited by Whistler 28/05/2004 23:32)

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by PictureOfFlowers
LMAO! Both of Yvonne's "hotties" are gay! (resists making a Vin Diesel comment...)

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Considering I was judging them on a silhouette just because they looked bald, I'll let that one slide.

I'm having issues with the thong man - despite the fact that he seems to be a minging tosser - I think I'd do him if he put a bag on his head *muscle blind*

BTW - Maybe there's something in that whole Y-likes-gay-men thing... has anyone seen Wale run? Does he mince?