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Courtesy of Alan Davies:
What's brown & sticky?
A stick
What's brown & sticky?
A stick
Posted: 23:13 Nov 26 2004
Britain's Worst Joke
We've all heard the hunt for Britain's Favourite joke of Britian's funniest joke. How about the bad ones? The one's that just make you groan?
For Example:
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch
For Example:
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch
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Did you hear the one about the Magic Tractor?
It drives along the country road and then turns into a field!
It drives along the country road and then turns into a field!
Posted: 02:25 Nov 27 2004
What's black & white & black & white & black & white?
A nun rolling down a hill
A nun rolling down a hill
Posted: 09:44 Nov 27 2004 
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Seen on bog door at Imperial College (and still there when I returned five years later to do my MBA!):
An economist is someone who thinks that free electrons carry no charge
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
Seen on bog door at Imperial College (and still there when I returned five years later to do my MBA!):
An economist is someone who thinks that free electrons carry no charge
Posted: 13:03 Nov 27 2004 or
by lil_miss
What's black and white and red (read) all over?
A newspaper
Penguin in a blender.
Posted: 14:34 Nov 27 2004 Thought i was the only one to waatch QI
by Taz
Courtesy of Alan Davies:
What's brown & sticky?
A stick
Posted: 18:01 Nov 27 2004
After Googling 'Crap Jokes':
Q) What's the definition of a mixed feeling?
A) When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q) What's the definition of a mixed feeling?
A) When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Posted: 18:33 Nov 27 2004
two goldfish in a tank one says to the other you man the guns and i'll drive 
(Edited by Gooner 27/11/2004 20:27)
(Edited by Gooner 27/11/2004 20:27)
Posted: 20:27 Nov 27 2004 
why can't you get hungry in the desert?
because of all the sand which is there.
because of all the sand which is there.
Posted: 15:44 Nov 28 2004 
Hey, that's pretty good!
by Ming
Seen on bog door at Imperial College (and still there when I returned five years later to do my MBA!):
An economist is someone who thinks that free electrons carry no charge
The best places for highbrow grafiti are university philosophy departments. One gem from last week: "God is dead = Nitche. Nitche is dead = God."
Posted: 08:27 Nov 29 2004 Alas, didn't have one of those at Imperial. Department of Computing did have logic programming notation grafitti though. One of the less obscure examples:
by Byron
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The best places for highbrow grafiti are university philosophy departments. One gem from last week: "God is dead = Nitche. Nitche is dead = God."
boring(x) if system_lecturer(x)
system_lecturer(S_Patience)
Posted: 11:07 Nov 29 2004 wow! fantastic, im sooo going to send that joke to all my friends.
by Milky
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
Piiig
think it's my new favourite hehe
Posted: 14:07 Nov 29 2004 When i was there a philosophy course was run by the humanities people. At the end of the first lecture everyone was asked to fill out a questionaire which asked for '3 questions you would like to answer by studying this course'. My friend Wilson said:
Alas, didn't have one of those at Imperial.
1) what is my place in god's plan?
2) what is god's place in my plan?
3) what is the matrix?
I also unfortunately learned some very bad jokes which require knowledge of degree level maths to unserstand.
Posted: 18:26 Nov 29 2004
Hmm... maybe I should rephrase that to "didn't have one that I was aware of"
Back then I was the archetypal overseas student - not a lot of time for anything that wasn't directly course related!
Back then I was the archetypal overseas student - not a lot of time for anything that wasn't directly course related!
Posted: 23:54 Nov 29 2004 Glad to be of service
by Spitefulangel
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wow! fantastic, im sooo going to send that joke to all my friends.
think it's my new favourite hehe
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