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i had a bit too much time for things that weren't remotely course related
Back then I was the archetypal overseas student - not a lot of time for anything that wasn't directly course related!
Posted: 21:29 Nov 30 2004
Britain's Worst Joke
We've all heard the hunt for Britain's Favourite joke of Britian's funniest joke. How about the bad ones? The one's that just make you groan?
For Example:
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch
For Example:
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch
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Posted: 21:29 Nov 30 2004 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand running away from the posts with the long words in them....... 
From my 7yr old:
How do you get Pikachu, Charmander & Squirtle on a bus?
You poke 'em on!
From my 7yr old:
How do you get Pikachu, Charmander & Squirtle on a bus?
You poke 'em on!
Posted: 22:34 Nov 30 2004 
Oh dear God, that was just awful! These are getting worse and worse - Nice one!
by Teresa
How do you get Pikachu, Charmander & Squirtle on a bus?
You poke 'em on!
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said "Please, don't *ever* do that again. You scared the living hell out of me!" The passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied: "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today's my first day driving a cab... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"
*ducks and covers to avoid various thrown objects*
Posted: 00:08 Dec 01 2004 [ 1 2 ]