david hasselhoff? you're stranger than i thought if you think you'd get any woman looking like him!!
johnny depp....now there you'd have a better chance!
johnny depp....now there you'd have a better chance!
by SPIKE
oh come on, everyone loves David Hasselhoff! You're telling me you'd say no to him if he came onto you?
He just makes me think greasy!
by SPIKE
oh come on, everyone loves David Hasselhoff! You're telling me you'd say no to him if he came onto you?
Oh, don't give me that! It's simple; a mix of Johnny Depp and David Hasselhoff! Come on, humour me, dammit!
by thelostsailor
LMAO! Now that could be interesting... *very* interesting
by Alan
(quotes)Oh, don't give me that! It's simple; a mix of Johnny Depp and David Hasselhoff! Come on, humour me, dammit!
Are there not different sorts though, i'm sure theres different types of crystals that can do different things depending on their shape and colour. I'd wanna go for the one that helps with sex appeal!
by angelwolfsbane
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Spike - I think the "special crystal things" you are on about would be a pendulum and you should be able to pick them up from a good new age shop, though you don't actually need one to hypnotise people.