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Can't afford the wedding - Sange auction
It was a cold grey miserable day in manchester. It was early in the morning, she was asleep, I was.........was..............was...........not asleep!!!
I asked her to marry me.................she said....................wait for it.............................not quite yet............ be patient.............................
she said , and I quote
So I have to auction her off, for one last fling (Note to Spike, you're excluded, Mwah)
She wants Florida, something nearer bognor we could afford, cos she's a serial shopper!, please help, all donations welcome!
Sange, or the evil alter ego Snage, for one night
No perversion too extreme, (apart from Spikes obviously!)
Just one thing to add, she said YES!!! (Note to Spike she said yes)
Highest bidder gets my eternal gratitude, but unfortunately not my woman!
Love ya loads hunny!! (Pssssssst that was to Spike)
I asked her to marry me.................she said....................wait for it.............................not quite yet............ be patient.............................
she said , and I quote
She said yes!!! Hurrah!! Boo hiss! depends on your viewpoint really!!
"Why you acting weird Normsk?"
So I have to auction her off, for one last fling (Note to Spike, you're excluded, Mwah)
She wants Florida, something nearer bognor we could afford, cos she's a serial shopper!, please help, all donations welcome!
Sange, or the evil alter ego Snage, for one night
No perversion too extreme, (apart from Spikes obviously!)
Just one thing to add, she said YES!!! (Note to Spike she said yes)
Highest bidder gets my eternal gratitude, but unfortunately not my woman!
Love ya loads hunny!! (Pssssssst that was to Spike)
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aww so I can't bid? Well looks like you could miss out on a high bidder now 
Anyway congratulations, can i come to the wedding and chat up some bridesmaids?
(Edited by SPIKE 31/01/2005 22:08)
Anyway congratulations, can i come to the wedding and chat up some bridesmaids?(Edited by SPIKE 31/01/2005 22:08)
Posted: 22:06 Jan 31 2005 
Ok Spike just for you
Start the Biddin!!
Rememeber she's worth it (for an old girl) (Sange posted that bit!!)
(Edited by TNT 31/01/2005 22:48)
But was it worth it or old girl??????????Spike, I await your reply!!
(Edited by TNT 31/01/2005 22:49)
Start the Biddin!!
Rememeber she's worth it (for an old girl) (Sange posted that bit!!)
(Edited by TNT 31/01/2005 22:48)
But was it worth it or old girl??????????Spike, I await your reply!!
(Edited by TNT 31/01/2005 22:49)
Posted: 22:13 Jan 31 2005 
Wow! Congratulations dudes!! 
Posted: 22:46 Jan 31 2005 
That is brilliant news! Congratulations to you both 
I'll start the bidding with a penny if nobody else has any offers
I'll start the bidding with a penny if nobody else has any offers
Posted: 22:53 Jan 31 2005 
OI!!!!
I am not for sale!! well unless one of the girlies want me heehee.
Thanks for the congrats people, hmmmmm I wonder why he asked me when I was half asleep
I am not for sale!! well unless one of the girlies want me heehee.
Thanks for the congrats people, hmmmmm I wonder why he asked me when I was half asleep
Posted: 07:59 Feb 01 2005
awwwww! congratulations to you both
Seems like only yesterday when you were sneaking snogs in the corner during lazer quest lol
Seems like only yesterday when you were sneaking snogs in the corner during lazer quest lol
Posted: 13:51 Feb 01 2005 
That's really good news, hun. Al the best to you, Normsk and the kids.
Have a great married life together
Have a great married life together
Posted: 19:43 Feb 01 2005 
YAY YOU!!!
Posted: 09:27 Feb 03 2005 
Congratulations to you two!!! *hugs*
If you give us the email addressed of the people that doing the speeches I'm sure we can dig up some "interesting" dirt on Sange or Snage
If you give us the email addressed of the people that doing the speeches I'm sure we can dig up some "interesting" dirt on Sange or Snage
Posted: 11:35 Feb 03 2005 [ 1 2 ]