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*puts on her best South Park Pip voice*
"I'll give you 50 dollars for one"
congratulations guys
"I'll give you 50 dollars for one"
congratulations guys
Posted: 14:18 Feb 03 2005
Can't afford the wedding - Sange auction
It was a cold grey miserable day in manchester. It was early in the morning, she was asleep, I was.........was..............was...........not asleep!!!
I asked her to marry me.................she said....................wait for it.............................not quite yet............ be patient.............................
she said , and I quote
So I have to auction her off, for one last fling (Note to Spike, you're excluded, Mwah)
She wants Florida, something nearer bognor we could afford, cos she's a serial shopper!, please help, all donations welcome!
Sange, or the evil alter ego Snage, for one night
No perversion too extreme, (apart from Spikes obviously!)
Just one thing to add, she said YES!!! (Note to Spike she said yes)
Highest bidder gets my eternal gratitude, but unfortunately not my woman!
Love ya loads hunny!! (Pssssssst that was to Spike)
I asked her to marry me.................she said....................wait for it.............................not quite yet............ be patient.............................
she said , and I quote
She said yes!!! Hurrah!! Boo hiss! depends on your viewpoint really!!
"Why you acting weird Normsk?"
So I have to auction her off, for one last fling (Note to Spike, you're excluded, Mwah)
She wants Florida, something nearer bognor we could afford, cos she's a serial shopper!, please help, all donations welcome!
Sange, or the evil alter ego Snage, for one night
No perversion too extreme, (apart from Spikes obviously!)
Just one thing to add, she said YES!!! (Note to Spike she said yes)
Highest bidder gets my eternal gratitude, but unfortunately not my woman!
Love ya loads hunny!! (Pssssssst that was to Spike)
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Posted: 14:18 Feb 03 2005 
Bipolar
I can speak from experience here, 50 dollar and she love you long time!
Chambler, I'll be contacting you when she's not around!
I can speak from experience here, 50 dollar and she love you long time!
Chambler, I'll be contacting you when she's not around!
Posted: 20:39 Feb 03 2005 
Go you! Congrats mucho! *hugs* 
Posted: 22:42 Feb 03 2005
Well, now, there's a thing!
Serious congratulations, m'dear (and to your good gentleman too).
You aren't pregnant, are you?
(That was a JOKE, by the way.)
Serious congratulations, m'dear (and to your good gentleman too).
You aren't pregnant, are you?
(That was a JOKE, by the way.)
Posted: 22:15 Feb 07 2005 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by Rand0m
Well, now, there's a thing!
Serious congratulations, m'dear (and to your good gentleman too).
You aren't pregnant, are you?
(That was a JOKE, by the way.)
Posted: 15:59 Feb 08 2005 [ 1 2 ]