For some reason that line made me laugh. I have visions of SPIKE rubbing himself up against the cash dispenser in his local branch of Barclays, lol. Not a nice image may I add!
by SPIKE
but I think rubbing a bank would be the best option.
I wanna dig a tunnel
How long do you think it'd take to dig a tunnel myself? See I need money, theres lots of ways I can try and get it but I think rubbing a bank would be the best option. A life of crime seems to be my only option at the moment to be rich! Digging a tunnel is like a classic way of doing it and probably the least likely anyone would try cuz its so stupid and only used in cartoons. If I could dig a tunnel from a mile away from the bank and then all the way to the vault though and get through the floor of the vault. They'd never catch me or have a clue who it was. Unless they read this post of course, then i'd be buggered. Obviously i'm gonna have to plan this all out and consider the best tools for the job, while making sure I don't hit any gas or water pipes or anything. Even if it took a year, it'd be worth it and be good exercise. If anyone wants to join me and help me dig my tunnel you're welcome. Of course I don't want too many helpers otherwise that'd mean less money for each of us. So whos with me?
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You never know, it may at least grant him 3 wishes...
by Teresa
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For some reason that line made me laugh. I have visions of SPIKE rubbing himself up against the cash dispenser in his local branch of Barclays, lol.
by SPIKE
How long do you think it'd take to dig a tunnel myself? See I need money, theres lots of ways I can try and get it but I think rubbing a bank would be the best option. A life of crime seems to be my only option at the moment to be rich! Digging a tunnel is like a classic way of doing it and probably the least likely anyone would try cuz its so stupid and only used in cartoons. If I could dig a tunnel from a mile away from the bank and then all the way to the vault though and get through the floor of the vault. They'd never catch me or have a clue who it was. Unless they read this post of course, then i'd be buggered. Obviously i'm gonna have to plan this all out and consider the best tools for the job, while making sure I don't hit any gas or water pipes or anything. Even if it took a year, it'd be worth it and be good exercise. If anyone wants to join me and help me dig my tunnel you're welcome. Of course I don't want too many helpers otherwise that'd mean less money for each of us. So whos with me?
One word for you "ACME" they make all the tools you could possibly need for a job like this.
So many jokes running around my head! *snigger*
The many times people throw around the "if only I could rob a bank" thought in their heads, but it's great to see the concept written down (even if rubbing is involved )
Perhaps you should just keep your luck up with keeping the lottery spin greased. Although lately the only people who I've read about that have won that seem to be criminals or self appointed chavs
I don't know what possessed me, but I suddenly googled "dig a tunnel"
(Edited by Samphirette 02/07/2005 01:30)
The many times people throw around the "if only I could rob a bank" thought in their heads, but it's great to see the concept written down (even if rubbing is involved )
Perhaps you should just keep your luck up with keeping the lottery spin greased. Although lately the only people who I've read about that have won that seem to be criminals or self appointed chavs
I don't know what possessed me, but I suddenly googled "dig a tunnel"
(Edited by Samphirette 02/07/2005 01:30)