Tangent 21 - Celebrity Big Brother

Posted by
Yvonne

Posted on
21:22
Jan 05 2006

Celebrity Big Brother

... is anyone else watching the car crash unfold?

Good grief, so we've got:

Chantelle (some dizzy nobody with very bad hair extentions who offered MB a drink even tho heâ€™s a recovering alky)
Michael Barrymore (get in the god damned house already, but I love you)
Pete Burns (wtf is that?! Yeah, it looks like he 'span around' a few times - ick!)
Traci Bingham (Baywatch bird who apparently doesnâ€™t wear panties)
Maggot from GLC (Class, as hard as I try to hate GLC their songs still make me wee)
Rula Lenska (erm, yeah. Possibly looks scarier than Pete)
Jodi Marsh (God help me, but I like this girl even though I shouldnâ€™t)
Dennis Rodman (yeah, I actually fancy Dennis sometimesâ€¦ oops)
Faria Allem (professional football whore â€“ or so Iâ€™m told â€“ the first to be booâ€™ed)
Preston from the Ordinary Boys (a bit of a munter, but I think heâ€™ll grow on me)
George Galloway (controversial politician who fights with PM a lot, apparently, and was the second to be booâ€™ed)

A right old bunch of weirdos on our screens for the next few weeks.

Yay(!)

(Edited by Yvonne 05/01/2006 22:13)

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PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

I am!

How scary were those pictures of Pete wotsisname?!

So far I'm thinking Michael Barrymore's the best of the lot... Pete thingy is looking like he could be a bit of a tit. And did anyone notice that he didn't bother to introduce himself to anyone when he went in? And that Baywatch bint is looking pretty dull unless she keeps her promise of spending lots of time naked...

Oh my god! Maggot from GLC's in there!! LMAO!! That could be amusing!

Posted: 21:39 Jan 05 2006

Yvonne I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

If ya leaves me now can I f*** your sister? And your best friend?!

Posted: 21:47 Jan 05 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

The thing is you kinda look like 'er... but like, a wonky version...

So... Rula... Who hell she?! She was married to Dennis Waterman though apparently, so lots of room for jokes and catchphrases there... "Big Brother? So you want me to star in it, write da theme toon, sing da theme toon..."

Jodie Marsh... I'll be interested to see how she is in quasi-reality...

Posted: 21:56 Jan 05 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

LMMAO!!! This Rufio (or whatever) bird is comparing herself to Adam and Eve!! Wtf?!?!

Sorry, apparently it's Faria. Famous for having affairs with aging football people... Hmmm... I think that Chantelle bird deserves to be on Celeb BB more than her...

But... Dennis Rodman! That's pretty cool!

I reckon he could be entertaining. Or possibly scary...

Preston from the Ordinary Boys...? Never heard of them... He seems quite cool though.

And last one in, George Galloway. Never heard of him either, but he seems pretty cool too.

They really have gone for a right bunch of freaks this year!!

(Edited by PictureOfFlowers 05/01/2006 22:19)

Posted: 22:06 Jan 05 2006

Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

George bloody Galloway?!?

Last year he addresses the US senate and this year he's in the Big Brother house *shakes head* Sorry George, but it doesn't make you any less of a twat.

I thought I heard boos when Jodi Marsh went in as well. When will that woman stop copying Jordon and get her own ideas?

Posted: 22:26 Jan 05 2006

Teresa "So I can come inside of your kiss and just leave you on your knees"

I told Y Chantelle looked like she was a Paris Hilton wanabee. Turns out she is!

Posted: 08:44 Jan 06 2006

Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

by Teresa
I told Y Chantelle looked like she was a Paris Hilton wanabee. Turns out she is!

hahaha!

Posted: 09:05 Jan 06 2006

Bryany Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

by PictureOfFlowers
So... Rula... Who hell she?! She was married to Dennis Waterman though apparently, so lots of room for jokes and catchphrases there...

Oh lord, you've just made me feel really old again

She was quite a big star in her time.

Posted: 16:47 Jan 06 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

by Bryany
Oh lord, you've just made me feel really old again
She was quite a big star in her time.

Lol! I'm very sorry!

But I've still never heard of her...

And that Paris Hilton stuff just proves that Chantelle is in fact a bigger celeb than that Rufio bird! (yes, that's what I'm gonna call her...)

Posted: 01:46 Jan 07 2006

Bryany Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

by PictureOfFlowers
(quotes)

And that Paris Hilton stuff just proves that Chantelle is in fact a bigger celeb than that Rufio bird! (yes, that's what I'm gonna call her...)

Agreed. She really isn't a celeb in my eyes.

Posted: 03:28 Jan 07 2006

Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

Just read this on the official Big Brother website

Jodie is still feeling raw from the night before. But Rula and Pete have an idea to help her - chanting.

As Rula waxes lyrical about the healing benefits of chanting, deadpan Pete offers his own take on things.

"I chant," says Pete, carefully applying his make-up.

"Really?" says Rula sensing a kindred spirit.

"Yeah. F*** off, f*** off, f*** off, f*** off, f*** off ..."

I adore Pete Burns

Posted: 14:24 Jan 07 2006

DJ Billy You can't really dust for vomit.

by Sydney

I adore Pete Burns

He used to fancy one of my mate's dad, years ago

Posted: 16:28 Jan 07 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

I heard on the radio today that Pete might be arrested when he leaves the house because of his gorilla-skin coat... Not sure how reliable the source was...

Posted: 01:02 Jan 10 2006

Yvonne I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

I want Dennis Rodman.

I know I shouldn't.

But I do.

Posted: 01:06 Jan 10 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

I love Preston!

But not in a gay way...

He is just too damn cool!

I might have to investigate The Ordinary Boys.

Posted: 02:00 Jan 10 2006

Bryany Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.

by PictureOfFlowers
I love Preston!

But not in a gay way...

He is just too damn cool!

I might have to investigate The Ordinary Boys.

I love Preston too! I think he's cool too! I do have a bit of a crush on him! I've already investigated The Ordinary Boys, love them and will be buying their two albums

Posted: 10:51 Jan 10 2006

Spitefulangel Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free

see i don't mind the ordinary boys musically, but i really don't like that preston bloke!
i love pete, he tells it like it is and doesn't care what anyone thinks, and for that you have to admire him in my opinion. To have walked round liverpool looking like he does, he's got to have some bottle!
george galloway - why? just why?
jodie marsh - wanted to like her, but i really don't. not done herself any favours at all!

Posted: 11:03 Jan 10 2006

Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!

So...

First up for Eviction:

Jodie
George
Pete

I so hope Jodie goes!!

Posted: 09:04 Jan 11 2006

PictureOfFlowers "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party." - Lt. Tuck Pendleton, Innerspace

Out of those up for eviction I hope Pete goes. They've all had their moments, but he's been the most consistently knob-like.

Posted: 11:58 Jan 11 2006

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