Hey Jasper welcome to T21

There are a variety of ways to make someone feel unwell. Diarrhetics and laxatives are easy to get hold of and are very effective especially in an enviroment where it aint too easy to keep going to the loo (and gives you very nasty stomach cramps) and do wear of a lot faster than a week but it does put the message across.

I don't know about any "innocent" methods of making someone feel ill for a longer period of time thought... Food poisoning would do the trick however that can get you into serious trouble (not to mention it is just plain nasty and most likely very much illegal).

Maybe you should have a hunt around your local "joke / fun" shop to see what they have down the line of things like that and maybe you'll find a creative way of getting your own back (marbles that give of blue paint when mixed with water and put them in his shower head?) but I would advice caution as you never know how jokes like that are gonna play out (especially when you mess with people's food / drink) as they might have some medical condition you aren't aware off which could cause some nasty complications and it wouldn't be the first time someone ended up dead due to a prank.

He may have put eyedrops in your drink, I have heard a couple of drops can make you puke or poo for days. I would not suggest this thoguh, as apparently it can be quite dangerous and even kill someone if too much is put in (thats what i've heard anyway). I suggest a better way for revenge is with grass seed. If you have access to this persons garden, get some very dark grass seed that is a lot darker than their lawn. You then need to get into their garden without them knowing and spell out in the grass seed something, or maybe make a picture. Personally i'd write something like 'Sid is a bleeping bleep' Give it a little while and soon those grass seeds will be sprouted into real dark grass amongst his lighter coloured lawn. No matter how often the lawn is cut, it'll always grow back and has to be returfed to be removed. It looks great on an aerial photograph too!

(Edited by SPIKE 05/02/2006 23:39)

SPIKE - you're a scary scary man...

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by Kate
SPIKE - you're a scary scary man...

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Not as scary as poisoning someone! I like Spike's idea better, no one gets hurt...

I'd say to Jasper to get new friends who don't purposely make you ill.

(Edited by Yally 06/02/2006 12:24)

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by SPIKE
He may have put eyedrops in your drink, I have heard a couple of drops can make you puke or poo for days.

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Yeps it would, also some forms can knock people out. They featured it in a CSI episode too if I remember correctly. The grass is brilliant though - you are so evil There was me thinking I was bad with tablets in the showerhead but no.....

Eeerrrm should we really be advising someone on how to make another person ill?

Ewww yeah thats pretty gross. Surely if what he did to you sucks, you can do a bit better than just the same back?

The choices are clear:

1) Turn the other cheek

2) Sit down and discuss what latent psychological issues lead him to do it

3) Report him as a suspected international arms dealer and have a bloody good laugh

This thread was just moved from Suspended forums (id: 124)

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by Bryany
Eeerrrm should we really be advising someone on how to make another person ill?

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I don't want to hurt him or do anything against the law. He's not a bad person, he just doesn't know his pranks hurt people. I don't want to report him to the police because he is such a good person. I just wanted to get back at him, to put him on the other side of the prank. Hoping to make him realize how it feels.

If you want to point out the error of his ways, talk to him about it.

Trying to make him sick in retaliation is completely irresponsible and childish, not only that, it could easily backfire - landing you in serious trouble, or it could simply make things worse.

In light of this I'm closing this topic down.