Friday Funnies
And it is Friday again, almost weekend. So we got some Friday funnies for you to drag you through your last working day.
Lets kick off with some funny commercials. The transformers are real and can be found in an office near you Behold the Copier Robot! And if the girl in the first bit of this commercial had known about the Copier Robot she probably would have never attempted what she does here.
With the Get Firefox campaign really kicking off we could expect some funny home made Firefox commercials any time soon. And here is one of them
After the release of the XBOX360 Microsoft spent a lot of money on commercials. Some of them got banned due to their so called "viral" properties which means so much as that people might start acting on them. This didn't stop some students to recreate one of the banned subway shooting commercial. (if you don't know the commercial watch it first )
There is a reason why people need their person space..... this might not be one of them, but it makes a funny commercial
Never ever read text out loud that makes no sense to you, no matter how big the peer pressure is or this might just happen to you.
A little while back I posted about the Incredible machine commercial by Honda, if you liked that some Japanese (I think) people built a few of these for a tv show which ended up in a pretty cool video
This guy takes life way too serious as have you got any idea what the air costed.... (NSFW due to some swearing).
Some of you might know him, but many of you probably won't, my personal hero, Weird Al Yankovic! He makes some wicked parody song and as youtube had a few of his clips (or fan clips) online I figured I'd post a few of the funnier ones So here goes: You don't love me anymore, Why does this always happen to me and last but certainly not least Polka Power!. Definately music to brighten up your day.
And to stay in tune with the music theme here is a music video from Germany in 1939 that has recently been uncovered (YMCA parody).
This is one way of getting out of paying a train ticket And we finish this Friday Funnies off with 22 wisdoms you can certainly put to use, and another funny picture
1. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat an! d drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until! just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
(Edited by Chambler 28/04/2006 02:11)
Lets kick off with some funny commercials. The transformers are real and can be found in an office near you Behold the Copier Robot! And if the girl in the first bit of this commercial had known about the Copier Robot she probably would have never attempted what she does here.
With the Get Firefox campaign really kicking off we could expect some funny home made Firefox commercials any time soon. And here is one of them
After the release of the XBOX360 Microsoft spent a lot of money on commercials. Some of them got banned due to their so called "viral" properties which means so much as that people might start acting on them. This didn't stop some students to recreate one of the banned subway shooting commercial. (if you don't know the commercial watch it first )
There is a reason why people need their person space..... this might not be one of them, but it makes a funny commercial
Never ever read text out loud that makes no sense to you, no matter how big the peer pressure is or this might just happen to you.
A little while back I posted about the Incredible machine commercial by Honda, if you liked that some Japanese (I think) people built a few of these for a tv show which ended up in a pretty cool video
This guy takes life way too serious as have you got any idea what the air costed.... (NSFW due to some swearing).
Some of you might know him, but many of you probably won't, my personal hero, Weird Al Yankovic! He makes some wicked parody song and as youtube had a few of his clips (or fan clips) online I figured I'd post a few of the funnier ones So here goes: You don't love me anymore, Why does this always happen to me and last but certainly not least Polka Power!. Definately music to brighten up your day.
And to stay in tune with the music theme here is a music video from Germany in 1939 that has recently been uncovered (YMCA parody).
This is one way of getting out of paying a train ticket And we finish this Friday Funnies off with 22 wisdoms you can certainly put to use, and another funny picture
1. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat an! d drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until! just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
(Edited by Chambler 28/04/2006 02:11)
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