Kinda puts having your parents finding out about "that party" you gave when they were on holiday into perspective But how knows maybe he was just trying to remove the evidence

"I am just grateful that he and the dogs are alive and well."

Strange woman. It's tragic such potentially tidy natural selection wasn't allowed to take its course.

Speaking of natural selection, it's a shame this guy bred first therefore ruling himself out for a Darwin Award: Man accidentally shoots and kills himself after crash

My normal level of profanity fails me, it really does...

Almost sounds like a part from the script of Final Destination 4