Jokes? I know lots of jokes... just not good ones!
The Worlds Funniest Joke
It's official Comedian Spike Milligan is the author of the world's funniest joke. At least according a 5 year long internet experiment carried out by Professor Richard Wiseman.
(Edited by Chambler 10/06/2006 12:20)
I personally didn't find it all that funny and definately heard better ones, but as most of those would be in Dutch and therefore lost on 99% of the T21 audience. So I was wondering if anyone knew any good jokes themselves.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
(Edited by Chambler 10/06/2006 12:20)
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Well that is a funny joke. But everyone knows the funniest joke ever is too dangerous to actually be heard by anyone. That's why it was translated into German for use by the British troops in the second world war.