Sounds like something a writer for The Sun would use.....
by Incandenza
This is a non story, blown out of all proportion because the old woman in question was a member of the lucky sperm brigade.
Anyway, I digress. As much as I find the whole thing boring, I recognise that, to a large section of society, this is a newsworthy event and hence the coverage it's getting. To be honest, I thought there would have been a lot more on the television about it.