Worst flavours of ice cream ...

Rat & Blackcurrant

Diaper & Mouthwash

Brussel Sprout and Bean curd

Sardine with Chestnuts

Chicken Fat Ripple

Squirrel with Pralines

Chunky Garlic Artichoke

Toothpaste

Spinach Chunk

Gritty Road

Mushroom soup swirl

Creamed Bacon Grease

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Things you wish you hadn't stuck your hand in ...

The leg of a ten year-old's wet suit after a white water rafting trip

Wedding ring (just a finger, really...)

The garbage disposal..

One word: "Blender"

Tank full of piranha

Industrial woodchipper

The window sill at my grandmothers house trying to squash a wasp....

Toaster

A large bowl of hot melted butter. Don't ask why it was there.

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Signs your kid is not exactly a genius ...

They stick their finger back in the socket to show you how they got shocked.

He's in love with a cartoon character.

He waves good bye on the phone

He puts both legs in one trouser leg, and makes it to the bus stop without noticing.

He/she wants to be just like you when he/she grows up.

He likes to lick the family cat.

Tries to call 911 from his modem just to see if he can do it.

You find him trying to drown his pet goldfish

When he gets bored he tries to bite his ear.

He eats soup with a fork.

His favorite saying is... "Three words- Brain Damaged"

He thinks the theory of Relativity explains why he can't marry his cousin.

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Things you never want to hear your Doctor say ...

Gross!

I hope you don't plan on having any more kids.

Twins!

Is that supposed to be there?

What is that?

Uh-oh!!!

Oops...

To secretary: "Oh, Jan, has my lawyer called yet?"

Has that always been like that?

Are you sure you're a woman?

I only killed one guy.

Hey, George! Come look at this!!!!

This is gonna hurt you more than it does me.

I can't find a pulse!

After checking your test results: "Can you pay cash?"

Clear!