About Not enough coffee

It's a trick, get an axe.

Oddly enough, that sillouette looks very much like mine.... I could be paranoid.
Perenial media production student and general slacker, which I'm pretty sure are the same thing. How lazy am I? I get paid to sit on a poolside and try to stay awake. One day I'll get a real job, or maybe just move onto a beach and sell pre-washed shells. I don't know.